Emo Jealousy

Okay, listen up, you dum-dum. This "emo girl" wants to be dead because she is, like, super sad all the time. But get this: her phone DIED instead of HER. It's funny because she wants to be dead, but it's just her phone that kicks the bucket. You're probably too busy listening to trash music to get it, though. You should be doing something more useful with your time! Maybe reading a book or something.