Phone Jokes

Why do orphans play gta ?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button

why can Asian people buy phones?

cause they might call the wong number

what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games

why is the Iphone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

because there is no home button

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!

What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?

"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"

Why where ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days 1. listening to your teacher 2. not haveing your phone/ game / tv 3. not haveing niccotine

me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese

me: wat is dat?

Siri: sugondese nuts

the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911

Me, "Hey are your parents home?" Orphan; "Stop calling here."

*me in the corner*

I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here