Philosophy jokes
Get confused with Confucius!
Why are we here?
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Memes
My existence.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Life is all that matters.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What is life?
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Who are you?
Yourself.