Philosophy jokes
I exist.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Who am I?
What is life?
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Life is all that matters.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?