Philosophy jokes
Why are we here?
Get confused with Confucius!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Memes
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
My existence.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Life is all that matters.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What is life?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.