Philosophy jokes
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
My existence.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Life is all that matters.
What is life?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Who are you?
Yourself.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)