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Blowjob

189 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Scooby-Doo

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows three speech bubbles. The top one, associated with a portrait of Socrates, reads "TO BE IS TO DO." The middle one, linked to a portrait of Kant, says "TO DO IS TO BE." The bottom one, paired with a picture of Scooby Doo, reads "DO BE DO BE DO."

Knowledge

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a drawing of a group of people socializing, with a drawing of a bust of Socrates looking down on them from the upper left. The text reads "They don't know that they don't know."

Man

49 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".

Assassination

32 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

WhatsApp

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a mockup of a WhatsApp chat interface with Friedrich Engels' picture on the right. The WhatsApp screen shows a conversation with Karl Marx repeatedly messaging "I NEED money". The text above reads "WHAT IF FRIEDRICH ENGELS HAD WHATSAPP" with laughing emojis next to it.

Haircut

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".

Impossible

Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Four images of different people looking confused are shown, overlaid with the text: "*hits blunt*. If nothing is impossible then is it possible for something to be impossible?"

Existence

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a frog with a distorted, glowing outline and the text "existence is meaningless" above it and "my dudes" below it. Next to it there is a man looking at his phone smiling, with the text "lol it is" next to him.

Trap

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Furniture

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A painting of an old man with a hat smoking a pipe. The text on the image says: "STOP BLAMING YOURSELF AND OTHERS. LEARN FENG SHUI & BLAME THE FURNITURE."

Unexpected

3 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

A two-panel meme featuring a man looking confused after smoking a blunt. The text reads: "*Hits Blunt*. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

Bro

1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing René Descartes on the left saying "I think-" and on the right a simple white figure with a big smile saying "bro is".

Raccoon

86 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A raccoon standing upright on its hind legs. Red arrows point to its fur and legs with the labels "Featherless" and "Biped". At the bottom, a large caption in red and black text reads "THIS IS A MAN".

Online comment

62 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Will

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cross-section of a brain with the text "your insular cortex manages empathy which limits your free will" next to it. To the right is a distorted face and the words "Tear it out" repeating. The bottom part has a red trollface and the text "freedom" above it.

Cat

26 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

Mreow meow meow meow :3

A screenshot of a tweet by sloane quoting another tweet by Punch Cat. The original tweet displays two side-by-side images of a grey tabby cat sitting at a desk next to a laptop. In the left image, titled "apple", the cat is resting its chin on a large red apple. In the right image, titled "nothing", the cat is in the same pose but there is no apple. sloane's commentary reads: "notice he is content both with and without apple. a lot to learn here".

Man

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Death

2 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

Self-improvement

75 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A cartoon drawing depicts a line of scruffy, unkempt men, some smoking, walking towards a large, open book. The book's cover features Jordan B. Peterson with the title 'Wash Your Penis'. From the other side of the open book, well-dressed men in suits, carrying briefcases, are emerging, appearing transformed and successful. The text at the top reads, 'A good book can change your life.'

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