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Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a drawing of a group of people socializing, with a drawing of a bust of Socrates looking down on them from the upper left. The text reads "They don't know that they don't know."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three speech bubbles. The top one, associated with a portrait of Socrates, reads "TO BE IS TO DO." The middle one, linked to a portrait of Kant, says "TO DO IS TO BE." The bottom one, paired with a picture of Scooby Doo, reads "DO BE DO BE DO."

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a mockup of a WhatsApp chat interface with Friedrich Engels' picture on the right. The WhatsApp screen shows a conversation with Karl Marx repeatedly messaging "I NEED money". The text above reads "WHAT IF FRIEDRICH ENGELS HAD WHATSAPP" with laughing emojis next to it.

Heroin Monkey

A painting of an old man with a hat smoking a pipe. The text on the image says: "STOP BLAMING YOURSELF AND OTHERS. LEARN FENG SHUI & BLAME THE FURNITURE."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".

Jazzy💕

Four images of different people looking confused are shown, overlaid with the text: "*hits blunt*. If nothing is impossible then is it possible for something to be impossible?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a frog with a distorted, glowing outline and the text "existence is meaningless" above it and "my dudes" below it. Next to it there is a man looking at his phone smiling, with the text "lol it is" next to him.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Jazzy💕

A two-panel meme featuring a man looking confused after smoking a blunt. The text reads: "*Hits Blunt*. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing René Descartes on the left saying "I think-" and on the right a simple white figure with a big smile saying "bro is".

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cross-section of a brain with the text "your insular cortex manages empathy which limits your free will" next to it. To the right is a distorted face and the words "Tear it out" repeating. The bottom part has a red trollface and the text "freedom" above it.

big [fire] balls

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

ADHD autist

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

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A meme with a black background and a koi fish. The text reads: "I go to bed early... to stare into the void longer."

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

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A close up photo of a chicken with the text: "When I asked the chicken to cross the road, it said to me, 'Shut the fuck up... enough already.'"

ADHD autist

Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?