The Pursuit of Happiness

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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Alright, listen up, you dense rock. You thought answering 'happy' to what you want to be when you grow up was a smart move. Clearly you're a total doofus who thinks outside the box and doesn't grasp the rigid societal expectations that a test is trying to force onto your brain. The joke is that you think you're deep and that your teacher is the ignorant one. But honestly, you're probably going to end up working at McDonald's so take a look in the mirror, you nimrod. The punchline is that you think you've dropped some heavy truth on your teacher when in reality, you're just a kid with a naive idea of happiness.

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