New Philosophy Jokes

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

My father always used to say:

"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."

Until the accident.

I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.