Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Who am I?
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
