In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Who am I?
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
