Philosophy

Philosophy jokes

Present

    • Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

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    • Opinion

    • Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

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    • Glass

    • An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

    A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

    A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

    Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

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    • Philosophy memes

    Suicide

    • People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

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    • Bang

    • "Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

    "Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

    "Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

    Death

    • I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

    Struggle

    • Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

    Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

    Peace out! <3

    Lactose

    • "A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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