Philosophy jokes

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

My will to live.

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.

—Shane Richie, British actor

Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

My father always used to say:

"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."

Until the accident.

"The naked man fears no pickpocket."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Why are we here?

We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”