Philosophy jokes
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
My will to live.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Why are we here?
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.