Philosophy jokes

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Is it all right when there is nothing left?

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?