Philosophy jokes

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Who am I?

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I don't want to die.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?