I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Get confused with Confucius!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why are we here?
My will to live.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
