Philosophy jokes
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
We forge the chains we wear in life.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
A true God would be godless himself.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
My existence.