Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Philosophy Jokes
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I don't want to die.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
A true God would be godless himself.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
