Philosophy Jokes

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.

—Shane Richie, British actor

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?

A true God would be godless himself.

We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.

Why did the mailman die?

Because everyone dies.

Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu