Philosophy jokes
Life is all that matters.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
I exist.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."