Assignment

Assignment Jokes

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

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I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead

who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks

i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror