The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”
Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be Doing you right now but I’m not
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
