The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be Doing you right now but I’m not
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.