Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like saying, "If I have money, I have money. If I have money, I have money. So, I have money!" It's dumb because just repeating something doesn't make it true. You wouldn't know that though since you're the one who told the joke. Boom, roasted.