Poor Person jokes

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.

Police: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH?

Police: Ends call.

Me: Calls hospital.

Hospital: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Hospital: Hangs up.

Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.

Fire: No fire.

Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?

Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.

You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

You're so poor you wash paper plates.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.