Jaiden jokes

Orphanage

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Grade

Me: Hi Jaiden.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

Category

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.

Free Willy

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

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  • Hypocrisy

    Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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  • JD Vance

    You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

    Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

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  • Johnny Depp

    I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

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  • JD Vance

    Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

    He took away their ottoman!