Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about escalating a simple schoolyard squabble into a full-blown crime scene. You see, our main character here gets bullied, then instead of, like, telling a teacher, they frame the bully for murder. It's funny because it's so over-the-top and unexpected, kinda like when you thought broccoli was a good dessert choice. What kind of name is "Jaiden" anyway? Someone should call the FBI on that.
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it seems like your the bully tho ngl