Personal jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"