Personal jokes

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Who is this Gwen person?

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.