Personal jokes
Who is this Gwen person?
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.
On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.
Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5
So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”
So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en
But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.
So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0
So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.
Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"