Personal jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person?
A person.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.