Personal jokes

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Who is this Gwen person?

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.