Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Personal Jokes
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Who is this Gwen person?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
