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Personal Jokes

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.