What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Who is this Gwen person?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.