Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Personal Jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
