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Personal jokes

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”