why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
Your mama so fat it said to be continued then it loaded at said one person at a time
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a hungry person. African.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk-enabled
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
