I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
