What's the difference between a chinese person with an old person? One lasts long and another doesn't
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
what's the difference retard and normal person. A normal person is not named Josh wakling
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
my two moods are “i can’t believe i get to be a person” and “i can’t believe i have to be a person”
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Who is the first person an orphan sees, the doctor
Q: What do you call a person with Downs syndrome who smokes weed
A: Baked potato
How does a disabled person play chasy I think you forgot they don't have legs
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
