A person says why? and you say no
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What do you call a person in a wheelchair
Virgin mobil
Random person: minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life Me: well screw life maybe if i light a fire on myself i will go to minecraft (my excuse for suicide)
Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts, are deemed a 他妈的傻逼. Joke not up for debate.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple? An apple chooses to hang.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
they call me juan they call me jose but im juan person
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Neona (😃): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen (😁): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona (😁): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen (😏): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona (🙁): Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen (😕): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona (😕): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen (😯): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona(🤨,🙁,😠): Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen (😟): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!
Neona (😔): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!
Gwen (🙁): He does your not listing.
Neona (🤬): I don't care BITCH!!!!
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an otameal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that ben guy for sure as a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
