Perception jokes

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!

Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.

Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.

Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

Some kid: "Yeah?"

Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

*The kid laughs*

Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃