Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Perception Jokes
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
