Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Perception Jokes
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're gay if you see this.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
You are the joke.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Look in a mirror.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
