Perception jokes
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're gay if you see this.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.