Perception jokes

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

You're gay if you see this.

Why can’t blind people read this?

They can’t see.

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"