Perception

Perception jokes

Man

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Girlfriend

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

Mirror

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Face

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Suicide

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Bar

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

Guy

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Forehead

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.