Perception jokes

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

Some kid: "Yeah?"

Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

*The kid laughs*

Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

You're gay if you see this.