Perception jokes
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
squint your eyes
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol