Perception jokes
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
You're gay if you see this.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
You are the joke.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.