"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
You're gay if you see this.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
You are the joke.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Look in a mirror.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
