Perception jokes

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

My wife is like a mirror.

I can never look at it.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

Why can't people understand these jokes?