Perception jokes
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.