Perception jokes
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
I looked in the mirror.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.