Perception jokes
You are the joke.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...