Perception jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Memes
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."