Perception jokes

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."