Perception jokes

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?

Nothing.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"