Perception jokes

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"