Perception

Perception jokes

Book

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Girlfriend

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Ugliness

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Doorknob

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Quote

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Knife

Dark Humor

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Mirror

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Girl

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Liar

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Eye

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

Girl

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Mirror

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.