Perception jokes
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"