Perception jokes
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Pov: You know when someone is talking shit about me.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.