Perception jokes

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."