Perception jokes

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?

Nothing.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.