Perception jokes

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."