Perception jokes

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

Why can't people understand these jokes?

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.