Perception jokes

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.