Helen Keller def faked it.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
