Perception jokes

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Why can't people understand these jokes?

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.