Perception jokes

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Why can't people understand these jokes?

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.