Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Blind Husband Compliment
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The wife wants a compliment about her looks, but the blind husband just compliments her eyesight instead. Get it? He's blind! It's funny because he can't see her fatness!
Kingsley
Yuhh
ADHD autist
But, if she’s blind, how does she know he has perfect eyesight, then?!