Blind Husband Compliment

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  • Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

    Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The wife wants a compliment about her looks, but the blind husband just compliments her eyesight instead. Get it? He's blind! It's funny because he can't see her fatness!

    Comments (2)

  • But, if she’s blind, how does she know he has perfect eyesight, then?!

    Insipid Shearwater

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