Perception jokes

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

What do you call staring stares?

Stares.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

What has eyes but can't see?

Potatoes, storms, and needles.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Why can't a blind person eat fish?

They can't see food.