Blind Woman Affair

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you chucklehead, you thought this was about a romantic connection with a disabled person, didn't you? You're so simple. The twist is that the narrator is sleeping with a married woman, and had to learn to imitate the husband's voice, probably for some phone shenanigans. This makes it blue humor. You are so predictable.