I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Perception Jokes
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Ted stinks!
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
