Perception jokes

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Ted stinks!

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.