Perception

Perception jokes

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."