What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
I can hear the whole world booing me.
I am glass! People see right through me.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
We don't read backwards.
