Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.