Perception jokes

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

Neither has he.

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Helen Keller def faked it.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!