Perception

Perception jokes

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.