It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
