Perception jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.