Perception

Perception Jokes

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."