I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Perception Jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
