People jokes
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Memes
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ππ¨
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Iβm probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.