People jokes
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Memes
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!