People jokes
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.