People jokes
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Ayo, who's online :')
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."