Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
People Jokes
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
