People jokes
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Memes
get this one guys
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"