People jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Memes
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Ayo, who's online :')