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All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
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Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
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Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
