as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
Guys we should stop telling orphan jokes there parent will get mad. Oh...
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Some people put zodiacs on everything They said they couldn’t go to the party bc of cancer
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
What goes up and down and needs two people? A seesaw
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
