People jokes
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Ayo, who's online :')
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.