People jokes
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."