People jokes
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.