People jokes
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Memes
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
A ginger.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Kids?
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
My dad is nice!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.