People

People jokes

Helen Keller

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Stereotype

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Drug

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

Memes

Eye

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Cell

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Play

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Type

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Movie

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Democrat

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Beach

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Knife

Dark Humor

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Gravity

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Insult

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.