People jokes
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
My dad is nice!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.