People jokes
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Memes
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.