People jokes
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Memes
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?