People jokes
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.