People jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Memes
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
My dad is nice!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
A ginger.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.