People jokes
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!