People jokes
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!