What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
People Jokes
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
