What do you call a army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
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Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
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Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
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This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Knife to meet u all!
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
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Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
