People jokes

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).