People jokes
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
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"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.