People jokes
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Memes
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.