People jokes

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Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Why do people love camping?

Because it's in tents!

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.