People jokes
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Memes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)