People

People jokes

Depression

  • Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

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  • Queen

  • Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

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  • Sign

  • Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

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  • Emo

  • Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

    Conviction

  • Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

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  • News

  • Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

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  • Kid

  • At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"

    At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"

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