People jokes
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Memes
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.