People jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).