People jokes
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.