People jokes
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.