I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
