People jokes
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.