People jokes
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.