People jokes
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Emo people totally suck!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?