People

People jokes

Movie

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Memes

Megan

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Cheetah

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

Internet

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

God

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Tower

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Autism

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Autistic

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Snail

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.