The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
People Jokes
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
People generalize others too much.
