People jokes

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Bumpkin boy.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

We gotta work ahead, people!