People jokes
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?