People jokes
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Jake?
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Memes
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.