People jokes

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Hello guys!

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)