People jokes

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Jake?

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.