People jokes
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
kanker
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.