People jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Memes
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Small People.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.