People jokes

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?

A. Neither does R. Kelly.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Small People.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What do you call a bunch of people near each other?

The start of the Hollacoast.

Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.