People jokes
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
When you let drunk people make a fnaf game
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.