People jokes
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.