People jokes
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.