People jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah