People jokes

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Bumpkin boy.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

We gotta work ahead, people!

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Jake?

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.