People jokes

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

Why does America have more guns than people?

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!