People jokes

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

People generalize others too much.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

We gotta work ahead, people!

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.