People jokes

People generalize others too much.

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

We gotta work ahead, people!

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.