People jokes
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away. if you throw it hard enough.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Humanity.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.