People jokes
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why does America have more guns than people?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Hello guys!
Roddy Rick Dalby
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!