Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying the world is split in half 'cause fat people are so heavy they're weighing the whole planet down. Get it? It's like when your mama sits on a log and it snaps in two, except instead of a log, it's the Earth and instead of your mama, it's a bunch of chunksters! Now go get me a honey pot!