People jokes
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.