You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
