People jokes
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Emo people totally suck!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣