People jokes

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Why does America have more guns than people?

Hello guys!

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Roddy Rick Dalby

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!