People jokes
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
joe mama roast
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Bumpkin boy.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.