Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
People Jokes
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Jake?
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
