People jokes
People generalize others too much.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
We gotta work ahead, people!
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔