People jokes
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Emo people totally suck!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.