People jokes

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!