Coupon jokes

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.