Coupon jokes

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Scan my wrist for 75% off!

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Checkout (DYM 104).

Cyber Monday