People jokes

Abdi and Tunde are real.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Four big guys.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Why did the people get a chicken?

To make eggs.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

There was a guy called John.

Gay people would suck at war.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

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The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"