People jokes
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Four big guys.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."