People jokes

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

"Ohh wing wing."

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.