The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
People Jokes
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
"Ohh wing wing."
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
