People jokes

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I C U P works on 88% of people.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Too many people.

Not enough VooDoo dolls.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.