People jokes

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

"Ohh wing wing."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.