People

People jokes

Friend Group

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Orphan

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Orphan

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Memes

Cheese

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Orphan

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

Girl

People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

Orphan

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Lover

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Conductor

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Mama

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Sex

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

Orphan

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Killer

I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."

Shipping

Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!

Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!

Text

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.