People Jokes

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Why did people bully the burning circuit?

It was too short.

I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."

Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!

Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!

Hey bitch how u doing?

An image shows a creepy looking character labeled as 'old people with coupons' standing behind a door. In the foreground, a young kid is labeled as 'cashiers'.

What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?

A black current...

Four big guys.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

How do you make Alabama cookies?

Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Abdi and Tunde are real.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.