People jokes

Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

Four big guys.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!

Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Why did the people get a chicken?

To make eggs.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!