People jokes

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

The happier they get, the less they see.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don’t like fast food.

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.