People jokes

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?

They're the ones that make the toys.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Emo people totally suck!

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.