What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
People Jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why does America have more guns than people?
Hello guys!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
