People jokes
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Memes
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Hello guys!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?