People jokes
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Roddy Rick Dalby
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Emo people totally suck!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.