People jokes
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.