People jokes

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!