People jokes

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.