There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
People Jokes
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
