People jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.