People jokes
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do people eat bread?
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.