People jokes
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!