People jokes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
I have a dad.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Straight people.
That's the joke.