People jokes
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Toes for hoes.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.