People jokes
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Chimichanga.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.