People jokes
Toes for hoes.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why can't people understand these jokes?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.