Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
People Jokes
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
There was a guy called John.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Gay people would suck at war.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
